synchronized-silence:

dear EXO :3

JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY OVARIES ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻ 

posted 7 hours ago
when driving down the street:
normal person: mom we missed the entrance we need to u-turn
me: mamamamamamamama mamamama TURN BACK
posted 8 hours ago
Dear timezones,

Thank you for being one of the biggest cockblocks in history.

posted 8 hours ago
hakuryoku: BAABBYYYY YOU'RE OOONNN ノ(◉ノಠヽ◉)ノ PEDO FAISU

OMG LOOOL . I WAS SENDING YOU THE SIGN-SIGN NO OK THE SYMBOLS … UHM AND THEN I WENT BACK TO MY DASHBOARD AND SAW YOUR MESSAGE KYAAAHHH WE’RE BOUNDED BY THE SEME-UKE LOVEEE . I MISS YOU BTW ! I’M SORRY IF THERE ARE ANY MESSAGES YOU SENT THAT I HAVEN’T REPLY ;A; ♥ ♥ ♥

posted 8 hours ago
so in geometry...
Teacher: Today we're gonna learn about Tessalates!-holds 6 hexagons-
Me: -explodes over hexagon overload-
posted 8 hours ago